![]() ![]() If you have The New Day break Demolition's record for longest ever tag team title reign, only to then immediately have them drop the belts in their next match with no build-up, you're basically waving a big flag that reads: Braun still hasn't been pinned or submitted, and can now move on to getting fed to Roman Reigns. He becomes the new fan favorite underdog. Sami wins a Last Man Standing match at Wrestlemania. They face each other at Fastlane, Braun beats Sami to within an inch of his life, wins by TKO. This feud continues through the Rumble, where somehow Sami eliminates Braun after Braun has eliminated like 15 guys. Sami is a hero for taking the beating that he's going to get tonight. The 10 minute time limit expires before the ref can count Sami out. There's going to be at least one time where Sami, barely holding on to consciousness, does the "bring-it-on" gesture to Braun, whereupon I think Braun gorilla presses him and throws him from the ring through the Spanish Announce Table. You get the joke.), but Sami won't stay down, which just makes Braun angrier. do they cream ginger too? Sami Zayn has red hair. What should happen: Braun turns Sami in to Creamed Ginger (is that a thing? I know minced ginger is a thing. ![]() Braun says he can destroy any man in two minutes, if Sami can last ten, he basically wins. Sami engaged in a screaming contest with Mick Foley for like three weeks straight until Mick Foley made this match, which has a ten minute time limit. Sami Zayn volunteered to be his competition, and then was miffed when Braun turned him into this: He said "FOLEY YOU GIVE ME COMPETITION OR I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN!" or something to that effect. No but seriously, Braun was tired of squashing jobbers (and Sin Cara) so he asked Mick Foley politely if he wouldn't mind finding him some worthy competition. Why are these two fighting?: Because Sami Zayn has a death wish and Braun Strowman is a giant bearded genie. ![]() Cass loses, but stays strong in the process, so they can build him up before turning him heel and feeding him to Roman Reigns or something. Enzo gets the taste slapped out of his mouth by Lana, and the distraction lets Rusev get a chairshot in on Cass, something like that. Instead, Cass had to babble about how his pants are on, even though, no Cass, you are clearly not wearing pants.Īnyway, Rusev should win, probably via shenanigans. He's kind of a dick sometimes." I truly think Rusev would accept his apology. Cass should be like: "Sorry about my friend. Okay, maybe he overreacted just a tad, trying to (Rusev) crush Enzo's skull with a flower vase, but still. It's got to be a running joke with WWE creative that they keep insisting Rusev is the heel. What should happen: That evil heel Rusev, always sticking up for his wife, and proclaiming that because they are married, she is forbidden from having sex with other men. So basically, this scene from Rocky II, but with Enzo playing both Adrian and Mickey.Īnd, I dunno, maybe The Brooklyn Brawler as Paulie.īut anyway, the WWE didn't do that, because they are stupid. Then the camera angle switches and we see Cass's trainer, who is somehow also played by Enzo: "There's just one thing I want you to do for me."Įnzo motions for Cass to come closer, and he whispers to his seven-foot friend: "Is there anything you need, little buddy? Anything I can do for you?" They don't speak for the longest time, and then finally, Cass asks Enzo a question: He caresses Enzo's cheek, who looks up at him and smiles. Then Enzo wakes up slowly, and Cass is overwhelmed with happiness. They could have, and should have, filmed scenes of Cass at Enzo's bedside in the hospital, devastated by his friend's condidtion. This was a huge missed opportunity for WWE. We know this because he appeared in Cass's corner at Tribute To The Troops on Wednesday. Instead he found Rusev, who proceeded to put Enzo into a coma. Why are these two fighting?: Because Big Cass's best friend Enzo was a giant douche to Lana, and due to his douchiness, Lana tricked Enzo into coming to her hotel room for a little hanky panky, but when Enzo got there, he found neither hanky nor panky. IMPACT Wrestling Results (): Monster's Ball Match, Bullet Club & Bryan Myers Compete. ![]()
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